10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob