10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?