10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.