10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.