10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.