10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow