10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "No river, no fish."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill