10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.