10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "No river, no fish."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."