10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike