10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth