10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes