10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• It's Free To Fold...
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• im going to 2 out you to death