10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• It's Free To Fold...
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim