10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is for loners.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.