10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.