10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Welcome to kicker school
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- im going to 2 out you to death