10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.