10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth