10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)