10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die