10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]