10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.