10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."