10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs