10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.