10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury