10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is for loners.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom