10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)