10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.