10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.