10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- It's Free To Fold...