10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.