10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones