10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.