10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fold and live to fold again