10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Welcome to kicker school
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• im going to 2 out you to death