10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob