10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?