10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.