10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.