10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"