10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die