10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd