10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Welcome to kicker school
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier