10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• in the poker game of life women are the rake