10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-