10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer