10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.