10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio